Wicker Shield

This is one wicked shield! It's made entirely of high-quality, durable wicker. It's perfect to protect you against Christian policemen who are trying to stop you from performing your pagan rites.

If you swish it around past your ear, it almost sounds like it's saying "wicker," too. Onomatopoetic!

Adds +1 to AC when wielded, but this does not apply against piercing damage. The shield is destroyed if hit with fire.