Stone Baseball Cap

Long before man began to weave textiles, and (curiously enough) long before the game "baseball" was invented, cavebros wore these baseball caps carved out of stone. The heavy, confining headgear inhibited their brain development, assuring they would remain monosyllabic, simple creatures obsessed with excretion and procreation.

Grants +3 AC, but lowers intellegance and wisdom by 3