Filth Enrusted Futon

I know what you're thinking -- you're thinking that all futons are filth-encrusted. Well, you're right, but this one is especially filth-encrusted, because rather than sitting for years in an apartment that looked like a landfill, it sat for years in an actual landfill. Having it in your dwelling will burn out so many of your nasal receptors that other bad smells won't bother you as much.