Brain-meltingly-hot Chicken Wings

This is a plate of chicken wings, grilled over fire by frat boys and coated in a sauce so hot that it would just as soon dissolve your soft palate as look at you.

No one knows what they're made of -- they're called "chicken" wings because when frat boys eat them, they make them as spicy as possible, then call you a chicken if you refuse to eat them. Common sense dictates that you avoid eating these, but if you're hungry, they'll have to do.

When consumed:

You eat the chicken wings. They taste mostly like pain, and a little like barbeque sauce. Your brain feels squishier and starts to leak out of your ears. Ouch.

Reduces Intellegance by 5 for 7 days