Football Helmet

Yeah, yeah, I know some of you out there are thinking "I say, old chap, but one simply does not wear a helmet to play a spot of football." This is a helmet for that variation of football that involves men in thirty pounds of pads trying to move a ball shaped like a Meleegra pill in short, twenty-second bursts of action punctuated by three minutes of figuring out what just happened. It's great stuff. Anyway, this helmet should adequately protect your face and head from everything except looking like a dork.

+10 to HP