How to Tolerate Jerks

It's like a Choose-Your-Own-A... ah, umm, a Non-Trademarked-Interactive-Branching-Story where your character (Frances) gets made fun of by a series of jerks (mostly for being named Frances.) By the time you've exhaustively explored every branch, you've gotten pretty used to being made fun of.

Requires 40 hours of reading, but permanently increases your HP by 10.