Antique Bottle Opener

This is an antique bronze bottle opener shaped like a frat paddle, which is decidedly less threatening than a frat paddle shaped like a bottle opener. It has "Tappa Lotta Kegs" engraved down the front of it. Ugh, imagine the skeezy pockets this thing must've been in.

Upon using it:

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"Hey, you dropped this, brah!" he squeaks, voice cracking. "You must be in my big brother's fraternity. You should totally come to our ragin' party in the woods tonight. My big brother hooked us up with a keg full of real beer, brah!"=====

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You acquire an item: Map to the Kegger in the Woods=====