The Flea Market

Located in the back corner of the Market Square lies a vast pile of junk filled with old men yelling at each other and trading crap back and forth. Most of the normal residents avoid this place, but there are stories of hugely valuable items hidden beneath the mountains of garbage. Each time someone enters the flea market, the stench and abrasiveness of the old men here gets stronger. Resets every 3 days. Each attempt costs 10 gold. Roll a D20 (Perception) and a d6 to reference the chart below for findings


 * Roll 1
 * Contract Tetanus
 * Get Sprayed by a Hunter Wasp
 * Lose an item (roll for it)
 * Roll 2-5
 * Bag of Lard
 * Antique Bottle Opener
 * Filth Enrusted Futon
 * Grass Clippings
 * Wad of Slimey Rags
 * Cyclops Eyedrops
 * Roll 6-10
 * Ancient Frozen Dinner
 * Blood-Faced Volleyball
 * Baggy Rave Pants
 * Asshat
 * Mosquito Proboscis
 * Astronaut Ice-Cream
 * Roll 11-15
 * Giant foam finger
 * Wicker Shield
 * Dope Wheels
 * Squat-Thrust Magazine
 * Extra-strength rubber bands
 * Baklava Balaclava
 * Roll 16-20
 * Giant Gym Membership
 * Office-supply Crossbow
 * War Tongs
 * Tiny Bowler Hat
 * Really Thick Bandage
 * Brain-meltingly-hot Chicken Wings
 * Roll 21-25
 * Acoustic Guitarrr
 * Rope with Some Soap on it
 * Six-Rainbow Shield
 * Stone Baseball Cap
 * Wristwatch of the White Knight
 * Mace of the Tortoise
 * Roll 26-30
 * Kick-ass Kicks
 * Synthetic Dog Hair Pill
 * A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
 * Wumpus-Hair Whip
 * Foam Commodore's Hat
 * Can of Red Minotaur
 * Roll natural 20
 * Volleyball-sized Pearl
 * Hocky Stick of Furious Angry Rage
 * Fancy Tophat
 * Cement Shoes
 * Cookbook of the Damned
 * Helm of the Scream Emperor