A Little Parachute Guy

This is one of those little plastic army guys with a cellophane parachute attached. What's fun about these is the way you can melt the guy's nose with a cigarette lighter and pretend he's Owen Wilson behind enemy lines. Assuming the enemy is about six feet away from where you're standing.

What's even more fun is pretending that all the guys Owen Wilson has ever played are actually all the same character, just working at a different job.

When thrown in the air, enemy creatures in view must make a wisdom saving throw of 12 or become distracted for 1 turn. While distracted, they no longer receive attacks of opportunity.