Pentacorn Hat

This is a hat made out of sturdy, durable felt. It features five points, or 'corns,' -- two in the front and three in the back. It may keep you a little safer from head injury, but it won't keep you at all safe from ridicule. In fact, it'll probably do the opposite. Still, it's good to know that corns aren't just for feet anymore.

Provides +5 HP