Cake Lord

A horrify creature entirely made of cake, with a full sized wedding cake as it's head. It's eyes are 3 glowing candles which seem to burn through your soul.

Hit Message(s):

Cake Lord's eyes blaze. It's unsurprising, because they are made of fire, but it hurts because they are very close to your arm

Cake Lord cakebutts you, which is to say that he repeatedly hits you in the butt with cake until your butt is bruised and covered with frosting.

Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your skull, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife.

Critical Hit Message:

Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your skull, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek!

Miss Message(s):

Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.

Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.

Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.