Baguette Lady

You see a hunched-over old woman rummaging through pastries on a shelf. You approach her. "Oh, thank goodness," she says, "I'm so glad to see another human."

She turns around. She is... not human.



he peels open her face-baguette to reveal a squirming mass of worms. What the heck, man. Nasty.

She pulls off one of her arms and swings it like a baseball bat at your head

Drops Wad of Dough and Magical Baguette